shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

quiteakerfuffle:

this children’s joke book had the greatest joke of all time.

quiteakerfuffle:

this children’s joke book had the greatest joke of all time.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

matociquala:

I did not see that coming.

awwww cute.. wait what

gambinosgirl:

walk into the club like oh my bad i thought this was mcdonald’s

Me after work everyday

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach … 

unimpressedcats:

i just …. can’t … quite … reach …